Monday, August 31, 2009
18 years young.
For Eva's birthday a few weeks ago, we had a nice intimate dinner at McCormick and Schmick's located at Park Plaza. The food was bombbb and then we went to karaoke after to sing our little hearts away! The next night, we brought her to club Orchid for her first clubbing experience. All I have to say about that is...NEVER AGAIN. The place is overcrowded, first of all, and I seriously thought I would die of heat stroke. But other than that, it's not a bad club. It's just that too much people go there since Boston doesn't have many 18+ clubs around. Eva still had fun though and that's all that matters! Happy birthday, Eva! Love you mucho :)
birthday girl =]
birthday girl =]Wednesday, August 26, 2009
funny ish.
25 things that will improve your relationship with a girl
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words '**** you, ' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.
25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words '**** you, ' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.
25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!
Monday, August 24, 2009
craving.
Jennifer went to NYC for a few days and upon her return, she asks me if I wanted anything in particular. The inner fat girl in me was calling. Thank goodness for White Castle burgers. yummy!!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
late night movie.
One of my favorite films of all time...if only love was that simple.
"My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. "
-Noah; The Notebook
"I am no one special. Just a common man with common thoughts. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who ever lived. I’ve loved another with all my heart and soul and for me that has always been enough."-Noah; The Notebook
Friday, August 14, 2009
prayers.
The most important person in my life has been in and out of the hospital for the past year. My lovely grandmother is back on that road again. I love her like no other. She is my wing, my hero, my everything. I just hope she pulls through like she always does and comes back home again and again and again.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
20 years ago,
on this day, I blessed this world with my presence ha ha ha! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE. B)
Birthday celebration cut short.. yes, i know. me & my friends are hella classy :P!
Birthday celebration cut short.. yes, i know. me & my friends are hella classy :P!Tuesday, August 11, 2009
knocked out.
My birthday pictures are officially up on facebook...thanks to my favorite 'ga-prik' phaleen! I had so much fun with the girls and they definitely made my night! Although I was passed out most of the night and don't really remember much, I'm still satisfied and happy. They promised to get me messed up and boy, did they fuck me UP! I'm actually really pumped for tomorrow...my official birthday. I'm having an intimate bbq with my favorite people and I just know it's gunna be a blast. But one thing is for sure, NO MORE PASSING OUT!
us getting ready...gotta have a mirror picture at the hotel, of course!
China, Tibet, and Cambodia...that henny black already got us feelin' ohh sooo nice
love my youngins' hahaha
group picture with all the girls...cheeeeeese!
more henny black...pregaming before hopping around boston
revolution rock bar
club umbria
damn leon got me sooo messed up with that shot of crown royale! haha
bumped into these losers...poor bee had to carry me out the club after I passed out lol
gangstaaaa
i was gettin' lap dances alllllll night ;)
we was long GONEEEE
still passed out and visiting Eva at Moon Villa for yummy food
...it was finally the end of a far too crazy night.
us getting ready...gotta have a mirror picture at the hotel, of course!
China, Tibet, and Cambodia...that henny black already got us feelin' ohh sooo nice
love my youngins' hahaha
group picture with all the girls...cheeeeeese!
more henny black...pregaming before hopping around boston
revolution rock bar
club umbria
damn leon got me sooo messed up with that shot of crown royale! haha
bumped into these losers...poor bee had to carry me out the club after I passed out lol
gangstaaaa
i was gettin' lap dances alllllll night ;)
we was long GONEEEE
still passed out and visiting Eva at Moon Villa for yummy food...it was finally the end of a far too crazy night.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
recovery.
Remind me never to drink alcohol again. ok i lied. But seriously, Friday night was soooo damn crazy! Jen rented me a nice ass hotel room at the Westin for an early birthday present. Not only was the hotel really nice, but it was also really nice to just spend time with a couple of my fav girls. So, anyways, me and the gals went bar hopping and the alcohol completely kicked my ass AND I ended up passing out at the club. ahhh! I swear it was the last CUP, not shot, of Crown Royale that did it for me. I don't remember anything after that...leaving the club, eating afterwards, visiting Eva, going back to the hotel, nothing, nada! It was definitely a birthday worth remembering, if only I could remember it ha ha ha. I haven't seen the pictures yet from Phaleen's camera, but something tells me to be afraid, verrrrrrry afraid. I hope I still looked alright, drunk and knocked out. ehhh...a girl can dream.
Friday, August 7, 2009
like mother, like daughter.
I am jealous of Suri Cruise. There it is. My secret confession. Katie Holmes must be the most fashionable mother ever. She is definitely one of my fav celebrity moms. Suri Cruise is only 3, but like her mom, she's a big style icon. That little girl is always ALWAYS dressed to the nines. Her mama clearly knows what's fashionable and wants her daughter to look her best at all times. And she's super cute!
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